The Hag Shop - Berlant & Novak

New Year, Fresh Supplies

Essential Hag Gifts

The brand new Berlant & Novak Merch ... and Poog Merch.

The Detox Market Haul

Nice selection at this store. Put together a pleasing haul from their offerings.

Essences & Mists

Friends who have doubted the power of watery essences and misting before other products frequently always eat their words.

Sephora Haul

Items from the Xmas Episode and long-time favorites that are available at Sephora for one big haul so you can get your VIB points etc.

The Vanity Toppers

Leave these out on the dressing table. As mentioned. More to come.

Stocking Stuffers

Special stuff that's small or makes sense near a stocking.

Reading is Non-Negotiable

Willy be beefing up this section soon.

Skincare - Regular Raves

These are the top-of-mind, go-to, regularly discussed over the years items and often some of the first to be recommended.

Additional Skincare

Further organization of this section will be required. Accepting resumes for scholars of skincare of episodes past.

Makeup

Haircare

Violet Grey Faves

As Seen On

Unitard Round Up

The search for the perfect unitard for work is ongoing. These are the current bests.

Shoes

As seen on hags or described by the them.

Home

Each of these can be found in either Jacqueline or Kate's houses, maybe even both. When gifting, don't forget to mention that in the card.

Kitchen

Upgrades in there go along way.

Edible

Imagine how many things will get added here. This is just the beginning.

Powders and Potions

Proteins and bovine cock and amino acids, sometimes right under the tongue.

Travel

Traveling performers.

Big Gets

When the hosts were sent these items, they could not believe it.

Specialty

Bitching About Sleep